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The P.T. Barnum Memorial "Audiophile" &  De-BankrollerClub
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Plated with TMD Crystals
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for the I.Q. Challenged 
Don't forget to inquire about the P.T. Barnum "Blank Check Club"

 

Pre-Pre-Pre-Amp (NEW Product):
Mercury wetted contacts (with gold flakes--in solution) on a seven sided quartz crystal monolith, which has its axis gimbled for pointing to TRUE NORTH (000.000000deg.) during POWER_ON transients--turning to an azimuth of (090 - 4.77723) degrees east. 

This prevents flux elongation during impulse emanations between 22.7 cycles/second and 188.23 cycles/second.

Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre-Amp (Deluxe Model, also NEWer) 
The deluxe model uses a 8.5 sided crystal of dmmbidium-12 and dummerbidium-13 (replacing the quartz). 

In addition, to enhance "PRESENCE," between the dmbidium-12 and dummerbidium-13 is a 4 mm x 4mm "hemedically sealed" compartment for holding a lock of the performer's hair during play. 

Coming Soon:
Juke-lock for automatic/manual play of multiple performers.

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