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Glen Williamson.
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| John James Westbrook was an original--a
genius: he was a musician, a philosopher, a naturalist, an archaeologist
and, above all, a gifted teacher. In point of fact, John was a true Renaissance
man.
To say that "Johnny"--that's what we all
called him--had an impact on thousands of people, is not an over-statement.
He was a self-taught musician; he played and taught the piano and the guitar;
he wrote and arranged hundreds of songs over his lifetime. He loved Nature,
he was the original environmentalist--with all the good connotations. He
could not tolerate thoughtless people: people that trashed the landscape
were his bane. His knowledge of nature was only exceeded by his ability
to infect you with some of that knowledge and a respect for nature. He
had patience beyond belief: no question was ever a "dumb" question; and
if he didn't know the answer--which was rare--he would say so and find
the answer, and make sure you knew the answer. He liked all people, but
he especially liked kids. He always had time for kids, in fact, he seemed
to instinctively know which kids most needed his attention. If I look for
a common thread to the kids that received his greatest attention, it was
that they all--myself included--had a troubled home-life. I guess that
it may have helped him handle the fact that he could not be with his own
son, from his failed marriage: how very sad. |
| We lie to our kids when they are young,
we tell them that the world is a fair place, that it is soft and fuzzy,
we protect them from the, sometimes, harsh truth; in other words, we patronize
them. Johnny didn't do that, he neither lied to them nor did he beat them
up with the truth; he was honest without being brutal, and kids could sense
that about him, and they/we responded.
I first met Johnny when I was six years old,
before I had started school. It was spring and he had come to the neighborhood,
and several of the older kids were going with him to the woods to collect
--um, well something, I don't remember exactly what. But I do remember
I wanted to go with him. I told him that I wanted to go, and he said that
we would have to get permission from my mother. Mom was a bit apprehensive,
to say the least: she asked the questions that any parent who doesn't want
her child to get hurt would ask. John was use to apprehensive parents and
knew the right words to use to calm their fears: I went with him. I had
great fun; and I was "Hooked!"
Over the years I collected butterflies at
Green Hill Cemetery, first using formaldehyde to kill the insects, and
later cyanide. John gave us butterfly nets of his design and manufacture:
it turns out that John made nets that worked better than a national manufacturer--Ward
Scientific of New York City. He claimed that "Store bought" nets were made
of a bright white netting with short handles. John had a local cabinet
maker--Mr. Allen--make the handle and hoop, and he would sew, or have sewn,
the nets out of bright white netting material. Then he would darken the
gaudy white netting in hot boiling tea. When he finished he had the perfect
net--one where the insect never knew what hit him...
Johnny had a great sense of humor, or more
correctly; a great sense of what was funny. His jokes were, for the most
part, originals; things that were funny to kids as well as adults, but
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John's Wisdom
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the ability to put things into prospective for an eight-year-old: "If a
farmer, who possesses great faith, just sits by his fallow fields and asks
God for a miracle, i.e., to grow corn for he and his family; that farmer
will sit there forever, no matter how much faith he has.
On the other hand, if that same farmer first
tills the soil and plants the seed, then God performs the real miracle--the
germination and the growing of the seed: "God truly helps those that help
themselves."
He would
tell the story of the devout believers, who, during a great drought, would
gather daily at the local country church, and pray for rain. Finally, the
rains came, and the people were ecstatic. And there was the church--Empty--no
one had thought to return to give thanks.
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| Johnny used to take the kids in the neighborhood
hiking in the nearby woods where we would collect butterflies, plants,
snakes and any other collectibles. We not only collected butterflies but
johnny would teach each of us to mount them using special insect pins and
blotters, used by professionals, that he would give us. Imagine that: an
eight year old kid given the tools professionals use and taught how the
pros use them. Later, as I got older he trusted me and some of the other
kids with cyanide killing bottles (sold by Wards Scientific), used for
killing insects, and no one ever had a bad accident. In fact, over the
many years that Johnny did his thing, there were no serious accidents--ever. |
| After
the war Johnny was given a 39 Ford station wagon
(A.K.A. the "Woody"), and we went everywhere. One day we would be
at the worlds largest tungsten mine in Townsville, North Carolina, collecting
mineral specimens; the next day we might be on Occoneehee Island at Clarksville,
Virginia, excavating Indian burial sights along side the archeologist from
the Smithsonian (this was as Kerr Lake was filling, A.K.A., Buggs Island);
or walking cornfields in the Stanton River flood plane, in search of Indian
arrowheads; in the mountains picking blueberries and looking for snakes;
walking the dark Country Club woods collecting Catocala moths; or night
time on a friend's farm with a portable gasoline generator and lights (that
I had "borrowed" from the National Cemetery's tool house) to catch moths;
going to an abandoned gold mine collecting minerals... And this went on
nonstop every day in the summer and every weekend the rest of the year. |
| Johnny
smoked cigars and preached against cigarettes. He would ask if anyone wanted
a cigar, and would pass them around to the kids who wanted them. I do not
smoke today, I believe, because of that "freedom." His ideas on being addicted
to anything--be it tobacco, alcohol or drugs - was the thought of being:
"A
slave to a big green leafy vegetable!" He thought, as
we all did, that allowing such a thing to happen to yourself was pretty
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Good ver Evil
John used to talk about the human soul,
and how many people didn't believe that they even had a soul. He would
say how the two greatest principalities in the universe--Heaven and Hell--were
fighting over our immortal soul. And that if you didn't recognize that
you even had one: "You would surely lose it."
The Music School
Back in the twenties, John had a band that
used to tour the southern United States--he even played guitar with Jimmy
Rodgers in the late twenties. Later he established
a music school in Washington, DC. He hired lots of music teachers, and
had a thriving business. He tells the story of when he first moved into
his new offices. It seems that the school, which was on the second floor,
was over a bank, and John deduced that his private office--and more precisely
his desk and chair were directly over the bank's vault. So he had the sign
on the front door changed to read: "Westbrook Music School, Ass sets over
a Million Dollars."
Up until the depression, John was prospering
in his music school. He had over a dozen instructors working for him and
had accumulated a tidy sum. Business dropped off as the depression got
worse. Instead of letting his people go, he paid their salaries until all
his savings were gone. It would have never occurred to him
to do otherwise.
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| Westbrook
used to say that smoking could be dangerous, especially if you were absent
minded. "Why is that?" I asked. "You might throw the wrong butt out the
window."
Then there was the time when he
was dating a young lady and was getting ready to light up: he asked her,
"...do you mind if I smoke?" To which she replied, "Frankly John, I don't
care if you Burn!"
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Watch where
you Step
I was about seven years old when I first
started going with Westbrook on day hikes. Once, our first or second grade
class was hiking to Pumpkin Creek, and I had to "Do #2." I knew that John
carried toilet paper for just such situations, so I told him I need to
"do number two." He gave me the toilet paper and told me to go up the trail
to do my business, and that they would wait there until I finished. I did
my business, and came back to where everybody was waiting, and we all proceeded
up the trail in the direction that I had done my business. To my
horror there in the middle of the trail was my business--I had done it
right in the middle of the trail: there for all the world to see. I felt
about one inch high, and on top of that I got a rather pointed lecture
from Mr. Westbrook about not "crapping" where everybody else has to walk!
Forty seven years later I can remember every horrifying detail, and the
comments from the other kids--especially the girls... |
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Wish
Upon a Star
John was a great musician, and would play
while Bill Hathaway drove. Once on a trip he was playing his bass ukulele
and taking requests--I said I'd like to hear: "Wish Upon a Star," from
Disney's Pinocchio. So he set about slowly picking each chord through the
song. Then he played it through flawlessly--it was beautiful, I was brought
to tears. I was really impressed because I had recently seen, on TV, Arthur
Godfrey take 6 weeks to learn a much simpler song under the tutelage of
the show's lead guitarist. So I asked John when was the last time he had
played that particular song: he said that this was the first time, that
he had heard it before and was familiar with the song, but that was the
first time he had ever really played it.
Duke
and Snoopy
Westbrook was loved by both my dogs, Duke
and Snoopy, and he loved them. John liked to tell of all the times that
he would get off the bus at the corner of Jefferson and Lee streets, where
he would meet up with Duke and they would head off for the woods near Almegro
and A & D cliff or the Pumpkin creek woods. And at the end of the day,
how they would part company at the same corner: John going his way and
Duke going his--"Not a word spoken."
Westbrook
at 100 Yards
When I was about 10 years old, Bobby Plott
and I rode our bikes to the Schoolfield woods. We had our nets and killing
bottles with us and were looking for Catocalas (moths that hide on trees).
After about an hour of pushing our bicycles through the woods, I stopped
dead in my tracks, sniffed the air, and said," I smell Westbrook," to which
a voice replied: "Right you are." There standing about 75 yards down the
path was John, net in one hand, knapsack in the other, a big Blue Ribbon
cigar clinched in his teeth, and a big grin on his face. John had a certain
odor, unlike anybody else: a combination of cigar, cyanide from the killing
bottles and a musty smell--tannin or leafy smell from the woods. |
Juu get
uurn bud?
One twilight eve we were going moth collecting
at a special sap tree that John knew about: "The moths swarmed like mad
at this tree." We were unloading the nets and a couple of cardboard boxes
filled with killing bottles out of the back of John's beat-up old 1939
Ford station wagon. About that time we saw a shadowy figure, carrying a
large cardboard box, come out of the woods and get into his car. As he
drove by us he slowed down and leaned out the window and hollered: "Juu
get uurn bud?" We figured out a little later that the local bootleggers
kept their "stash" of whisky in those woods until it was time to "run it."
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The Grave Digger
One cold winter's day we were digging Indian
burials on Occoneehee Island where it was so cold the ground was frozen.
Each of us was digging in our own 3 foot deep pit, using trawl and brush,
and sometimes a shovel. Because the island was being used as a cow pasture
there were cow chips (dried or nearly dry cow pie) everywhere. Well, after
a half hour of digging, somebody--Johnny we think--tossed a cow chip at
one of the nearby pits, and of course, there was retaliation: the shit
was flying. Bobby Plott, whose pit opened onto Johnny's pit, ran out of
cow droppings and in frustration picked up the largest frozen clod of dirt
and heaved it at John. The big clod dropped into John's lap and broke open--exposing
the best preserved skull ever unearthed on the island.
Look down that
lonesome Row
Arrow head hunting was a great example of
how you cannot see an object (arrow head or spear point) if your mind's
eye isn't use to seeing it... Many a newcomer would walk right over a perfect
arrowhead or spear point and never see it. John would always walk where
the novice had walked and find as much as if it were a virgin row. He would
make a point of showing the newcomer the find, in a way that didn't hurt
their feelings. In fact, it made them a more vigilant collector. After
some experience you could spot an artifact with only the minutest part
showing above the dirt.
Belly Wash
We lived on junk food and "belly wash."
We rarely took any food or drink with us, we would stop at every country
store we could find and stock up on every weird sweet goodie we could find.
My specialty was finding exotic drinks: I discovered the original mountain
dew in the Roanoke valley, it was in a light green bottle shaped like a
little wine bottle - it was great tasting! |
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John's
Wit
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| --John would say: "Why, he's so dumb he
was twelve before he realized the Chamber of Commerce didn't have handles
on it."
--He was into recycling very early on, he
always talked about starting a business recycling toilet paper.
--Or if you answered his question on some
subject or other correctly: "You have just won a chocolate covered wristwatch."
--John would tell the story of how his grandfather
use to make home brew back during prohibition. The relatives thought it
was so good that they were constantly nagging him to get a patent on the
formula, to send it to the government and have it analyzed. So he sent
a sample to the Department of Agriculture. After about three months he
received an official looking letter from the U.S.D.A. He opened it and
read it to his excited family: " Dear sir, we are sorry to inform you that
your mule has diabetes."
--He would tell how his father had gone hunting
and had killed a Moose, an Elk, and wounded a Mason."
--He might ask someone "Just how much would
you charge to haunt a house?"
--He might play some piece of music no one
had ever heard before, and title it: "When Lightning Struck the Outhouse--second
movement."
--Referring to his 39 ford station wagon,
"The Crate," and driving up mountain sides so often, he claimed he was
going to write a book: "Round the World in Second Gear."
--If somebody passed us on the road in a
hurry and somewhat recklessly, he would say "Hurry bud, you gotta get home
before your beer gets warm." |
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| Before John got wheels, we went everywhere
on the bus... Then Came the "Crate." |
39 Ford station wagon
(1).. John's beat-up 39 Ford ("Woody") station
wagon, the "Crate," ended it's over
400 thousand mile life in a

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| After the Crate
retired, John was given a 46 Ford station wagon which he dubbed the "Gad
Wagon."
Back in 1953 we were out in the middle of
hurricane Hazel, when a severe hail storm hit us denting the Crate and
putting holes in its cloth covered wooden slat roof, resulting in many
a wet ride after that. When it would rain Westbrook use to say it was dryer
outside of the car. |
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Jimmy
Scearce use to
keep the Crate |
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An
image of John:
Westbrook, chomping down on an long-since-extinguished
stub of a cigar, pontificating on some subject or other, while meticulously
scrubbing a rock or pottery shard with a toothbrush under running water
in the sink of his work area located in one corner of his tiny museum. |
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| Our overnight trip to Little
Switzerland:
Bill Hathaway, Johnny, Durwood, Billy Norman,
Bobby Plott, myself and several more--who's names escape me--went on an
overnight trip to the Smoky Mountains of North Carolina.
We all piled into Bill's brand new Suburban;
going from quarry to quarry and an occasional gem shop looking for mineral
specimens for Bill's Nature Specimens Unlimited enterprise. We ended up
in Little Switzerland, North Carolina--just off the Sky Line Drive.
It was the height of the tourest season,
and we were mingling with some pretty well-to-do folks, some of whom were
in evening cloths and headed for a jewelry auction. We did feel a little
out of place...
After eating supper we all went to the local
Hotel where we occupied several rooms that Bill had reserved for us.
Here we were: young kids, away from home,
in a hotel room "unsupervised"--you get the idea.
The most vivid memory of that trip: one group
of kids--Billy Norman, Bobby Plott, myself and one or two others were negotiating
the extra bunk beds with little room to move around; when there came a
knock on the door. I climbed over several beds and people, and opened the
door--expecting the manager with eviction orders.
There stood Johnny. He was waring only his
flowered boxer shorts, a sleeveless undershirt, his white legs--briefly
exposed but for the garters holding up his dark socks, his hiking brogans,
a stump of a cigar in his mouth, and on his head he was holding a large
painted wooden fruit bowl--upside down like a coolie hat--asking some silly
question.
Our reaction was enormous and uncontrolled!!
Up until that point in my life I don't think
I had ever experienced anything as Funny! Ever!
It broke the tension, to say the least; and
with out saying so--we felt less out of place. We kind-a owned the
place from there on out.
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| Candy and
Bubble
Gum
During the war when sugar was rationed and
candy was very scarce, Johnny was somehow able to get his hands on candy
and bubble gum and would distribute it among the kids at the various schools.
Apparently he had talked the local candy distributor, K.L. Baruddy, into
donating the goodies to the kids of Danville. |
Snoopy's Close Encounter
of the Skunk Kind:
Snoopy--my globe trotting dog--encountered
a skunk at a feldspar quarry near Bedford, Virginia. He smelled so bad
that I seriously thought of leaving him there. During the trip home he
kept nuzzling me for comfort--ugg! |
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Cast-of-REAL-Characters
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Johnny
James Westbrook, Jr.
William Taylor Hathaway
Frank Bliss
Richard Bliss
Mclin Choate
Jimmy Graverly
Freddy Hawkins
Nathan Isenhour
Rodney Lemons
Billy Norman
Durwood Orrell
Bobby Plott
Glen Williamson
Plu Wiseman
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My Apologies to those left off the List;
my
gray matter is getting grayer.
PLEASE!
PLEASE, let me know if your name is not
on the List; Or if you would like to add your address and other info.
Thanks,
glen glen@williamson-labs.com
P.S. If
anyone has stories (long or short), photos, articles--anything they want
to contribute to Johnny's Page, Please send them along:
e-mail: glen@williamson-labs.com
Or
U.S. Mail:
Glen A. Williamson
372 Norwood Drive
Danville, VA 24540 --Please
NOTE: All contributions will be Returned! |
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| For
years I--along with everyone else who knew Johnny--hoped that a real
professional writer would take pen in hand and chronicle the life of this
Magnificent Soul. I make no secret that I'm disappointed that one of the
most gifted writers that I've had the pleasure of reading, over the years,
has turned it down. Without mentioning his name--if Henry had known
Johnny
it would be a different story!
Five or six years ago--with no thought to
Political Correctness--I sat down and started putting down my recollections
of John and the Crud Crew. I thought that I would not remember enough
to make the effort worthwhile; but to my amazement, no sooner did I get
one thought down, three others would come "flooding in," out running my
ability to get it all down. To that point: I never finished fleshing-out
all of the stories who's titles appear at the end.
About a year ago I discovered the perfect
home for my recollections of John--the WWW. I had it in the back of my
mind that this would be ideal for a Collection of Remembrances of Johnny.
Recently a good friend--Mike
King of Apex, NC--died at an early age. At the wake, I promised his
father that I would write to him about my recollections of his son. I wanted
his parents to view their son through the eyes of his contemporaries. I
wanted them to know how well respected and loved their son was by his friends
and co-workers.
As I started writing, I realized since it
had been several years since I had seen Mike, that I was at a disadvantage,
and needed help. So I created a Web Page and solicited contributions in
the form of stories and photographs from all of his friends. --Johnny
would have really liked this guy!
Anyway, all of this is by way of saying:
I need
Your help with Johnny's
Web Page.
If anyone has stories (long or short), photos, articles--anything
they want to contribute to Johnny's Page, please send them:
e-mail: glen@williamson-labs.com;
U.S. Mail: Glen A. Williamson
372 Norwood Drive
Danville, VA 24540
NOTE: All contributions will be Returned! |
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Others
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Bill
Hathaway Recalls:
...Once on an outting
with Westbrook, I planted a fake flower near the car while "babe brother"
was taking a leak. This flower was one of those plastic, red monstrosities
that are placed on grave sites. When Johnny got into the front seat and
lit his cigar (for the third time) I drovc off---only to have him rave:
STOP, STOP! I glanced in the mirror and pulled over on the shoulder.
Johnny returned to the car and said, "Ain't this for the birds" and handed
me the flower. I was laughing so hard that it took me several minutes
to get started back on the road. Johnny soon figured it out and appreciated
the joke. |
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Johnny's "Gad Rocks"
Johnny believed that the TOOLS
used by the American Indians for making arrow heads, spear points, arrow
shafts, etc., consisted of a finite number of Basic Tool Shapes. He spent
many years amassing evidence that indicated these basic shapes had been
passed down and improved over the generations of Tool Makers, that
is, the tools which were crude in the beginning--had, over ensuing generations--
steadily improved in quality and utility. To make his point, he would lay
out "sets" of similar shaped tools which clearly illustrated their evolution.
In the area around Milton, NC, there were many great locations for collecting
artifacts. Most were tobacco fields which afforded the best collecting;
ones that had been freshly plowed and recently rained on. --The plow would
inevitably "turn-up" hidden artifacts while the rain would wash off the
top layer of dirt exposing the latest "treasures."
At one such field we were drawn there by the beautiful dark blue Amethyst
quartz crystals. Some times we would find good specimens of the crystals,
but many promising specimens would have a flaw--a gouge or badly abraded
spot. Though collected by many of us as mineral specimens, Johnny believed
these were tools--pure and simple; that the Indians only saw "our pretty
blue crystals" as highly prized tough material for making their badly needed
TOOLS.
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| John's Book on
the Guitar
To "fulfill a life long dream," John set about writing a Book on the
Guitar. Over a span of three years, he spent all his spare time--and more--
writing this treatise.
In the end, a publisher thought it good enough to publish if John would
"pare it down" to a single volume. At the time it would have required 3
volumes. To my knowledge, John never finished the revised single volume.
It's my guess, that his dream had been fulfilled, and he was less interested
in its final publication. I don't think he saw it as a revenue source.
I know that's not why he wrote it!
The value in this particular work--according to Johnny: it was a catalog
of--as well as, a method for discovering --"Guitar Cords." Apparently,
up until that time, there were a limited number of known ways
of making popular chords-- fingering frets, strumming, etc.
The larger the repertoire of ways of making
certain chords a musician has, the better their performance. That is, it
is how smoothly and how fast a Guitarist can TRANSITION from one chord
to the next that affects the quality of their performance. In fact, Johnny
pointed out that one of the reasons for the success of many renown Guitarists
was their secret collection of ways of
making Chords, and that it is was not unusual for them to take
their
chords to their graves.
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